Friday, October 28, 2011

Christmas Crackers!



Can't beat a good old corny cracker joke Its the way you tell 'em! A must round the table at our family Christmas dinner ;)
Originally I was hot foiling them in red and green but alas the Ludlow isn't working properly so had to hatch another plan. Don't get chance to use Gill Cameo Ruled but makes a good cracker don't you think?
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas? A ladder in her stocking.
What's Santa's favourite pizza? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.
Available in the shops in time for Christmas ;)
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6 comments:

  1. hannah madden printmaker28 October 2011 at 11:43

    oh these are super jax!!

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  2. Moose28 October 2011 at 16:08

    LOVE them...I use the fireman one and hand out to all the wives on my husbands fire department!!!
    Merry, Merry

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  3. LittleRedPress28 October 2011 at 23:29

    Brilliant!!!

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  4. Unknown29 October 2011 at 10:15

    Here's another one for you...
    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    Claustrophobic.
    Ho Ho Ho thanks ladies ;o)

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  5. lisa stubbs29 October 2011 at 10:43

    Fantastic!! lovelovelove these! what an ace idea! can't wait to get a pack!:)x

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  6. Unknown29 October 2011 at 17:57

    Thanks Lisa ;)

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